39: A Little Kristen Stewart as A Treat
Licorice Pizza & Adventureland: Summer jobs are made complicated by relationships the audience is expected to root for, but absolutely should not.
38: He is a Groundhog, Not God
Groundhog Day & Before I Fall: Assholes stuck in a time loop perfect how to seduce someone in one day.
37: A Town of Chatty Snakes
Never Rarely Sometimes Always & Unpregnant: Teens go on secret road trips out of state in order to get an abortion when their state legislature screws them over.
36: I Can't Solidly Say This is About Butts
Eyes Wide Shut & Starry Eyes: After stumbling onto sex cults of the elite, people trying to "make it" will do anything to join said cult.
35: The Pope is Weed
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf & The Boys in the Band: Dinner parties held by the worst people go awry when the wrong bits get committed to.
34: The Vibe is Dev Patel is Hot
Slumdog Millionaire & St Trinian's: A quiz show occurs as a side plot to a bit of illegal activity and a bit of destiny.
33: The Single Hole of a Wack-a-Mole
Us and Replicas: Two films where clones should be the villain, but the real villain is (yet again) the government.
32: The White Liquid of Corporate Greed
Alien and Forbidden World: A group of coworkers unsuccessfully try to stop an alien from making them even more short-staffed.
31: Don't Talk About Inertia Club
I, Tonya and Ice Princess: Young skaters with strained relationships with their mothers pursue their figure skating dreams and meet their boyfriends at the rink.
30: Bro, I've Never Even Been to Florida
Bicycle Theives and Premium Rush: Two men who rely on a bike for their job become threats to society in order to accomplish a task.
29: The Fixed Point in the Timeline
Doctor Who, BoJack Horseman, Futurama, and The Simpsons: No matter which television universe he's found in, Nixon manages to make both enemies and frenemies with ease.
28: I Don’t have friends, I have employees
Frost/Nixon and Elvis & Nixon: Celebrities interview Richard Nixon and attempt to give him seemingly bizarre presents.
27: You Got Jokes, Mr. Throat
All the President's Men and Dick: Two equally plausible portrayals of how Woodward and Bernstein, through the help of Deep Throat, take down Nixon.
26: George Bush & Other artists Superior to James Franco
Dr. Strangelove and This is the End: A group of coworkers prepare for the end of the world
25: edward cullen: waffle house owner
Little Miss Sunshine and Dumplin': Two girls who do not meet the standard for a typical beauty queen enter a competiton but are disqualified during their talent portion
24: Gaslight. Gatekeep. Exploit.
Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood and The Haunting of Sharon Tate: Filmmakers exploit Sharon Tate with a fictionalized retelling of her death.
23: A Rolodex of Suspicious Men
When Harry Met Sally... and Always Be My Maybe: Men and Women can never be "just friends", especially when there's explicit romantic tension from the onset.
22: No Plot, Just Vibes
Phantom Thread and Fifty Shades Freed: Somehow two extremely toxic couples stay together, accompanied by some light, unsuccessful murder.
21: Bug People are Gothic
Jaws and Sharknado: We're going to need bigger modes of transportation in these movies where humanity is yet again the true villain.
20: Lost in the Ambience
Nomadland and The Lady in the Van: Semi true stories tell the life of women living in their vans.